I asked the guy next to me at the sink in the bathroom how his night was going. “I’m at the bar, glued to the college football game. You been following, bro?”
“Nah, I’m from out of town, visiting my family, and my mom wanted to go dancing. We’re cutting a rug by the stage all night,” I told him.
“No better woman in the world to dance with,” he said. #TheDawnOfTheMatriarchy #aMothersSon