All I can say after finally completing this training is, wow, straight dudes have it ~so~ rough. 

All the gay men are after their junk, no matter what they do. They can’t publicly share porn on social media anymore because the ladies in the university get offended. And the lesbians in the administrative offices are the only people dating their supervisors, explaining why they’re the ones getting the most prestigious and visible work projects. 

I had no idea they were such victims!

Good thing they kept stressing the fact that Title IX protects ~EVERY~ category in a protected class. Not just women, people of color, and queer people.

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